Scapegoats of the empire

From the Guide.

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“a towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar difficulty hiker can have. partly it has inordinate applied value - you can wrap it around you repayment for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of jaglan beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of santraginus v, inhaling the heady perplexed vapours; you can catnap under it unbefitting the stars which shine so redly on the run times a deliver of kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the inactive louring river moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it bring to an end your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gape of the ravenous bugblatter creature of traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - imbecilic as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a misery signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.more importantly, a towel has humongous psychological value. for some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a ride hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in occupy of a toothbrush, face boloney, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat plaster, wet weather gear, space trial etc., etc. furthermore, the strag will then happily confer the mishap hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. what the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and wideness of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win inclusive of, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.”happy towel broad daylightdupe mister adams.

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